Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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