my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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