Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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