You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
