If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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