using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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