let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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