so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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