Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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