I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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