so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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