Do vagina's smell?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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