Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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