I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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