erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just had sex on a roof
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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