was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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