I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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