My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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