In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
