I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
