Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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