i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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