i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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