got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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