Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
True strength comes from lack of pants
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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