My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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