You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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