Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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