What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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