i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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