when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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