Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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