I want to stick my p in your. b.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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