Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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