Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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