I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How naked do you want me to be?
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