420 ftw
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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