Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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