Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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