Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
