We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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