Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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