and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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