i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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