i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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