i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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