how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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