dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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