Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
