I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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