the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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