Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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