I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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