I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
